people do some crazy things!
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Colleen manages a large and fashionable clothing store in Sydney’s Western suburbs. At a guess I’d say she was in her late thirties or early forties, but still slim and attractive – and very outspoken!
Have you been flashed?
I’ve been flashed once, when I was 28. It was in a park in Melbourne, Victoria. I was sitting on the banks of a small stream, no wider than this store (about 4-5 metres), with my boyfriend. There was a man on the other side. He just stood there facing us and then he opened his coat and he was wearing nothing underneath.
I thought it was a bit weird – why would anyone do that? – but he looked so funny with his little thing just dangling there, I just wet my pants laughing!
Another time – I just remembered – I was 31. I had just arrived in England and me and my girlfriend were on a train from Heathrow to London. We were in the sort of carriage where people sit opposite each other and there were quite a few people in our carriage.
Anyway, as we were riding the train, my friend nudged me and drew my attention to a man sitting diagonally opposite us.
The man wore very short shorts, and his genitals were visible. You could see it all. He had orange pubes…you know, orange hair.
And I said, out loud, so that everyone could hear, “Oh my God. There are children on this train.” But no one else reacted, so I let it go and just ignored the man.
Oh, yes…another time – funny how it all comes back – was in Darling Harbour (Sydney), near the Casino, and I was standing on a balcony overlooking the street. It was about 11 pm but the 711 Store below me was still open, and lying down on the footpath, just outside the store, was a man. His trousers were pulled down and he was playing with himself
You know…people do some crazy things, but hey…to each his own!
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