I’d rather see his dick than his gun!
This interview took place in McDonalds, where I met two charming young ladies, about 24, maybe 25, both quite pretty, although a little overweight. Mary, who wore a low cut dress that showed a good deal of cleavage, did most of the talking.
Have you been flashed?
Mary had. It was in a pub and someone she knew, though not a friend, had dropped his daks. I could not ascertain if he had done that for her benefit, or for everyone’s benefit, but I guess that’s not important.
And no, she did not report it. Clearly, by the way she talked about it, it was a high point in the evening.
I told her that some women find it offensive because it occurs in “inappropriate” places, like parks, streets, parking lots and so on. I asked her… if she was flashed in those circumstances, how would she react.
She said: “If he was hot, I wouldn’t mind. If he was single, I wouldn’t mind.”
She added that we were born nude and we shouldn’t be ashamed of showing ourselves off. If women were offended (by the sight of genitals), it was because they were brought up with the notion that nudity was wrong. She added, showing good insight, that men display themselves to get a reaction. “Oh, my God!” she said with some exaggeration.
She was being very glib about it all, so I tried to pin her down. I asked once again, if she was flashed in an “inappropriate” place, how would she react?
She replied, “My reaction would be, ‘Check him out’. But it depends on the circumstances. I might say, ‘What an idiot’.”
“It wouldn’t worry you?” I asked.
“I prefer a bloke to show me his dick than his gun,” was her reply.
“What if he was masturbating?” I asked.
For the first time she didn’t have a ready reply, but she did have a smile on her lips. I suspect that she wouldn’t mind at all, but before she could answer, her friend said it was time to leave.
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