As reported in The Local, a Swedish newspaper … On several occasions, a naked man has suddenly leapt out from behind the shrubbery lining an area jogging path, surprising unsuspecting female joggers, reports the Boras Tidningen (BT) newspaper.
Most recently the man, thought to be around 25-years-old, emerged from the woods, startling a 43-year-old woman.
The naked jogger then proceeded to run alongside the woman for an extended period of time, only to disappear back into the woods.
The man remained silent and did not attempt to physically assault the woman in any way.
“But she thought it was very uncomfortable and vulgar,” Sture Thorstensson of the Boras police said to BT.
Police have received a total of three complaints about the man, who is usually completely naked, but was reported to be wearing a stocking cap on one occasion.
COMMENT:
Obviously this exhibitionist believes in fitness and health and is in training for The Flashers’ Marathon.
The Flashers’ Marathon is held at a secret location annually but, despite the secrecy, crowds attend to watch the exhibitionists discard their coats and continue the race in their boots.
Women, who do not wear overcoats either, or anything else for that matter, line the track and cheer the runners on which, understandably, makes the flashers run hard, so to speak.
Competition is stiff and it’s neck to neck, er…dick to dick..all the way. Indeed the only way to determine the winner is by the angle of the dangle, as they cross the finish line.
