the case of the shy exhibitionist

(Reuters)

Police in Pleasanton, Calif., are looking for an unusual flasher: a man who drops photographs of his genitals on the sidewalk for women to find. At least four women have found Polaroid snaps that were dropped in their paths as they walked, police say. “Because of the persistent nature of this, somebody is committing a crime at this point,” a police spokesman said. However, while female police officers sent walking through the area as decoys have not turned up any additional pictures, “We have …a very general description of what the man might look like” … tall, thin, bald, and one eye.

COMMENT:

Some guy (presumably it is a guy) has been dropping pictures of his genitals (presumably they are HIS genitals) on the sidewalk.

That is surely dreadful… Littering is an offence!

To date four such photos have been discovered!!!!

Clearly, folks, the man poses a serious threat to society and the matter should be dealt with with the utmost urgency!

We applaud the forces of law and order for their prompt action in mobilizing scarce resources and sending out decoys to apprehend  the culprit.

Who knows what levels of depravity our womenfolk might be led to by the sight of such brazen nudity?

We at ExhibitionistReview.com say that decoys are not enough!  Catch the varmint, we say!

Mobilize the armed forces before it is too late.   Such behaviour cannot be tolerated!

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