And so as this decade closes upon our fingers, I thought it would be wise to take stock and count up how many custom dvd’s of my own edited highly regarded porn collection I have. Well, here are the statistics~~~~~
– 13 years accumulation
– $35,000 spent on gas/renting/buying/joining/shipping
– 77 DVD’s
– over 10,0000 hours editing
– over 500 hours choosing
– over 300 hours filming
– over 600 hours watching and enjoying playback
– over 12,000 orgasms
– roughly 7 DVD’s didn’t make it – either they blew up, ripped up or couldn’t transfer over to my new machine.
– so 4% of porn lost forever
– dvd’s came from as far as Sweden, Germany, Japan and England
So now as I go forward into 2011, I look forward to accumulating more “good stuff”
Is this what people say on twitter and facebook?
Is this the garbage they report to the entire world?
Cheers! Here’s to good health, happiness and CUSTOM MADE AND EDITED PORN
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Way to go, Steve. We at HaveUBeenFlashed wish you all the best, too.
We in fact recommend that you bottle the product of the next 12,000 orgasms and market it:
