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1. Pat says:

   March 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm (Edit)

   I’ve been flashing now for most of my life and still love it (I’m 55 yrs old now, my earliest memory was flashing young Erica Sagetti, back in Grade 4). I’d like to share some of the more memorable moments with you and your fans.
   Some of the best include:
   1) Wonderful Indian Girl (late 30s) at a tram stop at 7.30 pm (just getting dark). I’m just about to give up as there are no girls around here when I see this woman walking towards the tram stop. Oh yeah she looks good. She sits down inside the tram stop (shelter) and starts eating her lunch. I’m sitting on a low brick fence in front of the shelter and just over to the side. She has a clear view of me. I’m wearing my favourite light blue running shorts (very brief with a tear down the front right leg up to my balls, no gusset/no knickers … my free swinging shorts) swinging my legs open. It didn’t take her long to notice what’s up. She continues eating a spying a quick look at me every now and then. I say to her “is that your dinner, it smells nice” (some sort of curry). She is now looking straight at me and says “no this is lunch I didn’t get a chance to eat it earlier”. I’m getting so excited now that she is looking straight at me so I let the Ole Lizard out for a bit and give him a light stroke. I then stand up making sure Ole Liz is looking straight ahead (and not out of my shorts) and proceed to sit in the corner of the shelter with this wonderful Indian girl about 2 feet away. I was so close I could smell the curry and womanly smell of this Indian woman. I’m so horny now and too far gone for any small talk (foreplay) so I just pull out Ole Liz and wank him off to full ejaculation, all the time admiring the shadow of my cock on the ground, in the glass of the tram shelter (Ole Liz was everywhere). I noticed she was stealing looks all the time whilst I was jerking off. After I’d ejaculated I said “I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself”. She said “that’s OK, a man has needs sometimes and I understand”. She then asked if I had a girl friend (my reply was No). I said I hope you were not to uncomfortable during all that. She says no it’s no problem for me, really I understand. Well if this isn’t a green light, then I must be colour blind. With this reply, I grabbed Ole Liz again and got him out and hard for round two. It didn’t take long for Ole Liz to get dancing and bobbing around again being the centre of attention and my universe. The smile on this girls face was out of this world. I continued gently stroking Ole Liz and taking to her at the same time. I then casually asked her would you like to give me a helping hand. Next she reaches over (arm outstretched) and gives me a few tugs. She then moves in closer and I can feel her hip against mine as she strokes my old cock. She stopped after a while but I encouraged her to keep going (oh please don’t stop now). She must have been impressed with my old cock because she let one tram go past, determined to make me ejaculate a second time (which I did of course, I had to oblige her). During our conversation, I learned that this wonderful Indian Girl worked as a house cleaner / nanny for the rich people in the area (Kew in Melbourne), and she lives in the same poor suburb as me (St.Albans). I’ve been all around my suburb, on the trains, buses everywhere looking for this Girl but no luck as yet.

   2) Maltese girl, about 35 yrs old with big tits, at a bus shelter near a Hospital. It was about 9pm and it was a hot night. I was wearing my favourite light blue running shorts, singlet and running shoes (as if I were out jogging). I jogged up to the bus shelter, stopped and pretended I sprained an ankle. I then sit myself down inside the bus shelter, massaging my leg and moaning loudly. The girl gets up and walks just outside of the shelter, but stays directly in front of it. I strike up a conversation “R U waiting for the bus love, I think they are all finished for the day, u should catch the train, the train station is just up the road a bit”. She replies “No, I’m just a bit sad because my daughter is in the hospital emergency department for overnight observation”. I then spot a plastic bag in her hand and notice a strong paint smell in the shelter. So I ask here “what r u doing with that plastic bag” (I really didn’t know what it was for). She replies “I’m just sniffing some paint before I go home, it helps me forget. Oh I see is my reply. I’m now stroking my cock in her direction, but she doesn’t notice it for a while. When she finally realises what I’m doing she says in a surprised voice “what are you doing in there”. I replied “it’s so hot tonight and I feel so horny just watching you move about”. She is now staring straight at my fully hard Ole Lizard. She then walks back into the bus shelter and just sits down next to me and starts stroking Ole Liz for me. After a while she gets down on her knees in front of me a gives me a head job, I couldn’t believe my luck had changed. I didn’t ask for any of this, she was just willing and wanted to forget something sad for a minute (apparently her 16 yr old daughter was in hospital for a drug overdose). After I shot my load for her (not in her mouth unfortunately) we just sat in that bus shelter and talked for a while. I later walked her to the train station and sat on the platform with her waiting for the train. Whilst we were waiting I continued to flash/jerk in front of her while we were talking on the platform. She said “you’re a randy old bugger aren’t you”; “Ohhh yeah and proud of it” was my reply. I was hoping/praying that some other girl would walk onto the platform and see me wanking off, but my prayers were not answered this time. When her train arrived we got up off the seat and she gave me a kiss and hug and she grabbed my cock and said “thank you for being a friend”. I walked off that platform as proud as can be with the biggest hard on bulging out in front of my brief shorts. And there were plenty of people inside the train who would have noticed it (at least I hope they did).

   3) Young Asian woman, about 20, and pretty as a picture, at a main road bus stop somewhere in Sydney, during broad daylight. The bus stop was just a seat facing the main road. I had my suit on and spotted her from my car as I drove by. It was about 2 pm and I was driving back to the office from a meeting. I couldn’t resist and quickly parked somewhere and hurried over hoping / praying (as you do) that she would still be there when I get there. There she was, still waiting. I sat down next to her and placed my briefcase on my lap and opened it up (pretending I was looking for something). I said out loud “can never find your ticket when you need it”. She didn’t say anything so I continued to pretend search while at the same time I was unzipping my pants getting ready to unleash the Ole Lizard for some fun in the hot sun. It wasn’t long before Ole Liz got rock hard and was waving around and banging against the briefcase lid making all sorts of funny noises to get this girls attention. When she finally saw Ole Liz she just said “OOOOHHHH nice”. Permission granted game on. She enjoyed the view so much that she missed her bus, and said “what will I do now”. I said “that’s Ok I’II wait with you and keep you company until the next bus arrives, after all it was my fault you missed the bus”. We talked a bit while I continued to stroke off behind my briefcase, which was on my lap, shielding the traffic. What I remember most about this flash was her words “it’s only small isn’t it”, and the massive adrenaline rush I got when I shot 2 hot loads for her. It was a very pleasant experience (for both of us) and she did not run away in fear/disgust, nor did she seem angry.

   4) Asian Woman at tram stop (Royal Pde. Melb). This woman was in her mid 20’s, it was raining lightly, a bit cold and about 9pm. I’d been riding around on my push bike all day looking for girls to flash. I was wearing only an oil skin duffle coat, white tee shirt, scarf, hat and runners (I was not wearing any pants, the buttoned up duffle coat kept it all out of view and warm). I noticed this girl at the tram stop shelter, she is by herself. I park my bike and casually walk up to the shelter and sit down. The girl is still standing up and pacing around in front of me, talking on her mobile. I start to unbutton my coat and let the scarf fall between my legs covering my Old Lizard. Old Liz responds instantly to the smooth feel of my scarf and the anticipation of being seen. I start to sway my legs apart but still hiding behind the scarf. Ole Liz is working up into a frenzy. The girl finally sits down inside the shelter and I start a quick conversation. We got talking about the weather and I told her how much I love it when Melbourne brings on these lovely light showers and the fresh smell it brings. I told her how much I love the feeling of cold on hot, and proceed to open up my coat fully. There was Old Liz, fully hard and erect, staring this girl in the face. She just said “OK, I see”. She got back on the phone and started having an Asian conversation with someone. I continued to jerk off for this girl and she kept looking over all the time (naturally I kept on going). I got a bit cheeky and asked her if that’s a girl friend talking with you on the phone, please invite her here as well, the more girls the better. She continued watching me stroke until I ejaculated all over my bare legs. I was so turned on by this flash, perhaps because I was wearing no shorts at all.
   Yes I’ve been busted by the cops (too many times to remember) and I once did a 4 month jail stint back in the early 1990s for flashing. Most of the busts involved school girls. Amazingly I haven’t been busted since the jail term, some 20 yrs ago.
   However, last week I had the scare of my life which I’d like to share. I’ve been flashing these two friendly, lovely Asian Woman (mid 30’s) lately. They work at a pharmacy shop and close up the shop at about 6 pm each week night. There is a public phone and bench seat just opposite their shop, about 15 feet from their shop. The shop has full windows across its frontage. Well I just parks me butt on the seat and these two woman have a bird’s eye view of everything that is happening inside my pants if they look out the window (I usually sit here with my favourite light blue running shorts and just wave my legs around for attention, it always gets their attention). The best part is when they shut up shop and I wish them a good night whilst I’m stroking the Old Lizard. The smiles on their faces when they see this makes me very happy/ horny, and one night one of them said “Thank You” to me. I said you are most welcome honey, have a good night. However, last Friday night, whilst I was flashing them the cops rolled into the street, parked their car in the car park near the pharmacy and walked up to these two ladies as they were locking up the door. I was shitting myself at this point, should I get on my push bike and make a run for it or just sit here like a stunned mullet and just wait and see. I decided to just sit there, cause if I’d got up there was a good chance that the cops would see my cock anyway (my shorts are very brief and I had a massive bonner, plus running is always an admission of guilt). Fuck I’m gunna get busted here was going through my head. The cops were carrying a folder with them and from it they pulled out a photo of a Negro girl and showed the pharmacy girls and ask is this the girl that worked here. The cops took a casual glimpse in my direction, nothing serious, then got into their car and drove off. The whole thing was so bizarre; the cops were there for less than 1 minute, for a follow up, come on. Is this just a coincidence, unlikely, I think the two Asian ladies have had enough of me and rang the cops but don’t want me charged. The two Asian Pharmacy ladies were still locking up when the cops left, and I said to them I hope that wasn’t anything serious, did you have a nice day. I think I will stay away from that pharmacy for a while.
2. andrew says:

   March 2, 2011 at 5:30 am (Edit)

   Good stuff, Pat…an excellent insight into the flasher’s world! I’ve posted the first part of your comment into the “Experiences” section and commented on it. Here’s the page:
   http://haveubeenflashed.com/experiences/men/more/
   I’ll be posting the rest of your comments during the next few days (it took about an hour to get the first part of your comment up)