aimee
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I find something innately hilarious in a man jumping out from nowhere, weilding his penis as if it’s some kind of projectile and expecting some kind of squealing, girlish reaction. Many years ago, when me and my friend used to walk to school, we were confronted by a masturbating youth on a bicycle, who leered at us and asked ‘haven’t you ever seen a boy wank before?’. We frankly, found the whole episode hilarious, especially given the effort he was clearly putting into balancing and masturbating simultaneously; it was definitely a wobbly affair. However, upon arriving at school and reporting the incident, we were surprised to find that we were considered to be ‘victims’ and were subjected to sympathetic interviews and inadvertant counselling, as though we were mentally scarred by such a heinous event. What we thought was sad act on a bike trying to get off on waving his wang at young girls, turned out to be the insideous act of a menacing penis weilding villain taking advantage of helpless young school girls. There is an underlying attitude that a man’s penis is a reprehensible object, to be feared by the young women it could mercilessly penetrate at any given moment.
I still think it was damn funny.
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