luz
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MyLifeAsLuz_
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Tired AF. Got Flashed by some asshole at Starbucks right now. Smh. His penis was small. That’s just an embarrassment.
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MY REPLY:
1 – it wasn’t me
2 – I don’t do that kind of thing
3 – I’m not small (ahem!)
4 – I don’t drink coffee
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Seriously…
she had to say something derogatory to save face, to show that she didn’t enjoy it (even if she did!). Moreover she was obviously impressed enough to tell her friends and the world about it!
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