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I found this in yelp.com.

Yelp.com appears to be a forum dealing with anything and everything – news, food, shopping, travel, dating and even flashing!

The topic below was titled, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FLASHED BY A FLASHER? and gave rise to some lively comments.  Interestingly they shuffled this into the “HUMOUR AND OFFBEAT” category – and NOT (as one might have expected) under law, crime or sex!

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Once, when I was 16 I was walking from the bus station through a mall parking lot and a man drove up and opened his button up shirt to reveal his lacy bra and panties…. it was funny and gross and weird all at the same time.… but he’s harmless… kinda

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PM the pics ladies!

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Also, 3 times I’ve had a man follow me in his car jacking off. Fucking sick! I suppose that also counts as a flasher. They pulled up and stopped to show me… before I threw a rock at them and wrote down their plates that is.

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I was. Hey, I grew up in LA.  Once when I was a kid (I was living in West Hollywood), we were riding our bikes around the block and there was some freak with a briefcase. He had his pecker out hidden behind one side of the briefcase. I couldn’t believe how big it was because I was only six, and mine was a hecka lot smaller. We kept going around the block, passing him, and then laughing about it.
Another time, I was walking back from high school. Some dude parked in a car asked me for directions and when I approached the car, he had it out in his hand, then he burned rubber.
I felt so violated and duped that I actually went home and cried. I was very surprised at my own reaction but it was what it was. Very disturbing.

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yes- homeless looking, trenchcoat- the ‘classic’  flasher
it was GROSS

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Yes. I was standing at the crosswalk, waiting to cross when a guy drove up wearing no pants. He proceeded to play with himself while I turned away. I was 12 or 13. It has obviously scarred me for life.

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flashed by a flasher? can you be flashed by a non-flasher? isn’t a flasher someone who flashes? so, no matter what if you’ve been flashed, it’s been by a flasher?okay, enough grammar..

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I have been flashed several, several times — mostly when I was younger. Which makes it even more creepy.

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Sorry gals.. It’s just a favorite hobby of mine!  lol

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When I was a kid… it was more lingering than a flash, though.  Ugh.

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Does Mardi Gras count, cause that’s like a given.

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By Flasher I mean like a creepy person

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Back when I used to work for an AV company in Las Vegas and would drive our 20′ truck to The Bay, more often than not, I got flashed

it might have been because of the “Flash This Fat Fucker” written in grime on the back of the truck… but who knows

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FUCK… reading through this thread, I see that it’s pretty common for children to be flashed.  I wish I could win the lottery and start my own vigilante group for this kind of thing…. with a rusty machete, a portable vise-grip and some needle-nose pliers in hand.

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Awwww.  You always know how to make the most serious thread sound sexy.


Seriously, Courtney!


Courtney, all you need is a bagel guillotine. Easy to obtain, and hard to trace!

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Eric, would you be a part of the team?  We can flash the kiddie-flashers back… in the eyes, with a blowtorch!

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Wow, flashers are super common…. I wonder what the statistics are…. seems like there must be a lot of them. How come they are never hot men or women?

Actually the last flasher I encountered was a decent regular looking guy. Ugh… memories. He was such a sick perverted freak.

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yes i was flashed by my neighbor several times when i was younger……in fact no one ever believed me then one day about couple yrs down the rd we got a call from arcadia police asking me questions because our neighbor was being held on several counts of child something freeeeeeaky

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When I was about 15 we lived in West Hollywood. One of the buildings had this guy who liked to sit in front of his window and masturbate… (he was really loud). My friends and I should have just called the cops on him but we were stupid and just threw rocks at him.

Also, the building next to mine had a tranny. One time my friend came over my house and he looked all excited and tells me that on the way to my place he saw boobs. (We were really young so it was a big deal. :P ) I asked him where he saw them and he said a woman in the window in the building next door opened her blinds and showed them to him. He couldn’t see anything but her chest. I started laughing and went outside and pointed to a window and asked if that was it. He was all excited and said yes. I was just on the floor laughing…. and told him that a dude lives there. (Dude who thinks he’s a chick)

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damn I feel special…I have never been flashed by a flasher

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Twice…both times I was probably around 8 years old.  The first was in a park by my house having a little picnic with some of my friends from school.  Dude in a trenchcoat came after us, we went running to our friend’s house across the street and screamed like the little girls we were.   I guess trench coat dude was actually obsessed with one of our friends because he stalked her for a time, jerking off outside her window, following her and her mom to the grocery store, and just generally being very scary and sick.  The girl was 8 like the rest of us.  He was eventually arrested.

The second time wasn’t strictly a flash.  My friend and I were walking to the 7-11 for candy (gosh, how cliche!) and a car slowed down next to us and started driving next to us as we walked on the sidewalk.  The driver was staring at us, and we thought he knew us, like he was a friend’s dad.  We were pretty stupid and apprached the car, and looked in and saw some woman giving a dude head while he drove down the street.  We screamed, and took off running.

We didn’t really know what it was we saw.  We were flabbergasted at what she was doing, and that the guy was pulling up to us while that was going on.

Scary that this seems to happen most to children.

And the last time was about two years ago, some dude walking around with his pants around his knees and his pecker hanging out, up Fairfax near Santa Monica.  He looked homeless and crazy, and not like he was preying on anyone specifically.  More like he just wanted his pecker out.

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We should hold a flasher UYE. Everyone got a trench coat? he he

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about 30 years ago in a Little Tokyo parking structure.
We didn’t run away screaming, just pointed & laughed.  He seemed so disappointed by our reaction.

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i’ve been flashed by flash but he’s too fast

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I don’t know if she was flashing, but I was walking home from Junior high with my friend and this lady who was crazy (no really she had a mental illness I think) decided to lift up her skirt and pull down her panties and started to (what it appeared to be) picking the hairs/lint off her vagina right on the corner of Newland and Westminster.

I was mortified.

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This reminds me of a rainy night in Hollywood. This guy kept walking into the middle of the boulevard and would drop his pants… I mean everything was hanging out.. he had a book in one hand and would just rip out the pages and let them fly in the wind. Then the police came. He put his pants on, but whenever they’d turn around to leave he’d run back out and drop his drawers again. It was an interesting night….

Oh, and his penis was HUGE!

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Went to school and told my friends, my brother heard about, told my mom  when he got home, and she called the police.
I had to tell them what hand he was using, and if there were any distinguishing marks on his penis…

Happened to my 11 year old sister the same year, and two of my girlfriends.  A LOT of sick perverts out there.

Another time, riding on the bus to a softball tournament, a really old guy was driving along side the bus jerking off. When he finished he held up a filled rubber. Pretty fucking gross.

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noIhavenotthankgod.

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Twice while delivering pizzas.  First time a lady just flashed me with her BF beside her.  Second time a lady paid while wearing a see-thru bra.

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The human condition never fails to amaze me. It’s disgustingly wonderful.

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my roommate in college flashed me her double Ds once when she was drunk.  four months later, she had those puppies taken out

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people flash their pearly whites at me every now and then

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Mopery is the act of exposing one’s self to a Blind Man

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I wish I would get flashed; I’d have someone to compare myself to. I’m not sure if I’m  ”normal” or not.

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I was cycling down Carson St. in Torrance just past Crenshaw. I stop to take a break. Then some guy walks up and drops his pants in front of me. I ride off telling him, “Son, you’ve got some growing up to do.”

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I haven’t had any large penisesesess waggered at me, but I’ve been boob flashed a couple times. For guys it’s kinda fun I guess… the other stuff is quite disturbing and I’d be honored if Courtney would let me turn the crank on the vice.

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When I was in junior high, I was visiting my friend at the local Masonic home.  It’s a big place with apartments for seniors and dorms for younger people. like my friend.  I think, I was trading him my mixer for some speakers.  Anyway, we were crossing the grounds and some older guy came outside, naked, and bent over, balls hanging, and said, loudly, in a really gay voice (yet, somewhat deep…kinda like Mr. Snufalufagus), “heeerrrreee booyysss.”

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3 times in Zurich, Switzerland.  The guy would stand with his pants down in the brush of this park – like a statue – and sometimes would follow you around.  It wasn’t so much shocking as it was annoying.  After a while, my co-workers and I would just point and laugh.  He didn’t get it.

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oh shit Dave you just reminded me- I ride the metro and it seems at Union Station there’s always some dude strokin his junk at the urinal… or that’s what it appears to be to me (you can’t really look without seeming interested right?)
I HATE IT when I have to pee at union.

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So many people have been flashed by flashers. This is shocking!

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Get over It!
U wanted It!
And by the way,
I flash for grass!

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yup. walking home alone at night (on a busy street) 18 years old. guy pulled up and asked me if I wanted a ride. I looked over and he had his dick in his hand. Full staff. Permanent scarring of my soul ensued.

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yup. walking home alone at night (on a busy street) 18 years old. guy pulled up and asked me if I wanted a ride. I looked over and he had his dick in his hand. Full staff. Permanent scarring of my soul ensued.

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Full staff!
That’s impressive!

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How do you know his age?

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um, Jason, that was obviously MY age, not his.

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When I was still in school, a patient made his, uh, “defining anatomy” visible to me accompanied by a suggestive grin.
He also asked me if I “would be his dentist from now on.” I told him he could ask in the admitting clinic knowing full well he would never be assigned to me again.

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I haven’t been flashed by a flasher but I’ve been socked by a soccer. ball.  Not really the same.

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Wow, all these freaked out stories blow my mind. I must live a sheltered life, never been flashed… never heard of anyone being flashed until today. I really feel that a lot of people have been lucky on here and not gotten abducted. It’s a scary world.

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you offering?

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im usually the flasher and not the flashee

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I was driving down the 210 heading east and a man started honking at me from the drivers side. He motioned to roll down the window. I thought he was about to inform me about a tire low on air.
He pulled out his penis and started to masterbate. I didn’t know what to do. So, i smiled and rolled up my window.
I was traumatized!!!!=0(

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You didn’t know what to do?

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I know what I’d do. Cut him off and slam on my brakes.

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Thelma and Louise moment needed on that one, Niki.

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Does mooning count? How about crapping in the street? There was a homeless fellow who used to station himself at the corner of 3rd and Vermont during rush hour and I saw him do both of those things, broad daylight, more than once.  He would bend over and moon traffic for several minutes at a time.  I had a theory that he was trying to get arrested (warm meal? attention? I’m not sure why) but then one day he was doing it and I was driving behind an LAPD cruiser that just drove right on past him standing there in the street with his drawers at his ankles.  Must have had better things to do.

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I don’t think I’ve ever been flashed from the front.

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I used to work at a certain retailer clothing store, and one time when I was working the dressing this room, a WOMAN flashed me, like full frontal nudity, and then she started giggling.  I felt a little violated.

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